Tuesday, 2 September 2014


Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah,
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai
Jholi faila kar manga tha use khuda se
Per khuda ne merifariyad ko suna nahi
Jab v pucha maine iski wajah to usne kaha
Q chahte ho use jo tere liye bana hi nahi
Unko azmakar dekh liya,
ek dhoka kha kar dekh liya,
kya hua hum hue barbad,
Unhone to apna dil behlakar dekh liya.
Hasi-Hasi mai kitno ko hasa diya,
hasi-Hasi mai kitne gamo ko chupa liya,
haskar gaya koi hum par is tarah,
ki humne zindgi bhar hasna bhula diya..
2 batein unse ki,
dil ka dard kho gya,
logo ne pucha aj tmhe kya ho gya hai?
hm bekrar ankho se sirf ro paye,
ye bhi na keh sake ki,
humara pyar kisi aur ka ho gya hai

kya kya chupaye kya kya bataye,
is Dard-E-Dil ko kise sunae,
dard hota jism me to dawa kar lete,
par is bari dil k dard ki dawa kese banaye.

Dard-E-Dil Me pr uska ehsas nhi hota ,
R ota hai dil jb wo pas nhi hota
Brbad ho gye hm unki muhabbat mai,
Aur wo kehte hai is tarha pyar nhi hota.
Kya gila kre hm unse bewafai ka
Hm khud hi laye the mausam tanhai ka
Wo to melo dur the hmse
Hm hi picha krte rhe unki prchai ka
Hm duniya ki bhid mai T A N H A reh gye
Hm un k hr sitam ko hans kr seh gye
Jine chaha is zindagi se badh kr
Hm mil nhi sakte wo ye keh gye

Bewafai Ki Ye Inteha Ho Gayi
Tujhse Juda Ho Kar Bhi Jeeney Ki Aadat Ho Gayi
Tum Laut Ke aaoge Hm Se Milne
Roz Dil Ko Behlane Ki Aadat Ho Gayi
Dil

Na Jalaaye

To Uss Bewafa Ka Zikar Kaise Ho ..!!

Dil

Na Jalaaye

To Uss Bewafa Ka Zikar Kaise Ho ..!!

JANAZA mera uth raha tha,
fir be takliff thi unko aane me,
Bewafa ghar me baithe puch rahe the,
Or kitni der hai "Dafnane" me. . .
Dil to tod hi diya hai ab jalado ashiyana mera
Taki hum jalkar khak ho jaye
Na dekh sake gairon ke sang muskurana tera

Monday, 1 September 2014


I wish you well;
I wish you peace;
I wish you love;
I wish you true.
But the most I wish for is a wonderful life for you!
Warm birthday greetings!

Weather Forecast for today:
There shall be showers of blessings on U;
Followed by a heavy downpour of God's love!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Mountain rain or summer heat;
Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that you or your heartbeats?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

This SMS is 4 D wonderful
sisters of this world
Thank u didi 4 always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…
Happy Birthday
Make a wish on b'day.......
Make a wish and give it wings...
brings of bright nd beautiful things.
dance through all the fun filled our.
share sm love and b'day cake..
all life joys are urs to take

B-be yourself.
I-Invite new challenges
R-recall pas triumphs.
T-trust ur instincts
D-derire only the best
A-affirm ur strength.
Y-u're got what i takes!!!
Happy birthday 2 my favorite sister. We R sisters by chance, friends by choice. A sister is a little piece of childhood that can’t ever be lost. Thanks 4 being there 4 me through D years.
warm wishesh on dis wonderful ocassion of ur b'day...
Sister, u shelter
by ur love
& help me grow.
a sister lyk U is
a joy 4ever
Happy b'day sister
U r sm1 spcl and so r this greetings too bcoz they are sincerely wishing a happiest b'day to u..
4rget about ur past 4rget about ur future..
enjy present..happy b'day..
God bless u always with beauty joy and sunshine
God bless u always with every gud things
God bless u with his spcl love
Happy b'day sister
wishing u a day as sunny as u smile as warm as ur hrt, a day as wonderful as u r..
happy b'day sister..


2 my dearest sister with lots of love 2day and evryday ..
wishing u a very happy b'day..
A wish 4 ur b'day..
whatever u ask may u recieve..
what ever u seek..
whatever u find..
whatever ur wish may it be fun field on ur b'day and always..
Happy Birthday Sister
Sendings ur smiles for every moments of ur spcl day..
have a wonderful tym and very happy b'day...sister...
Hope its as awesome as u..r & may all ur b'day wishes come true..
Life has its Golden moments
& a lovely sister like U
Makes them unforgettable
Happy birthday
Ur kindness tks my breath away nd ur gud nature melts d hrt..
Happy Birthday my sweet sister.. I love u...
My you have:
All the joy your heart can hold;
All the smiles a day can bring;
All the blessings a life can unfold;
May you get the world's best in everything.
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
Sweet sister I hope ur spcl day is filled with sunshine,
smiles laughter love and happiness Happy Birthday Sister.....


U R special, U R a sister who fights wid me,
plays wid me, suggest me & shouts at me.
But U r so softhearted & I love U my dear sister.
Happy Birthday 2 U!
Happy Birthday Sister
I hope ur day is special
just like you!
May the love that you share lasts a lifetime and may you accomplish all the dreams a that you have entwined together!
A very happy Wedding Anniversary to a wonderful couple!
May the love that you share lasts a lifetime and may you accomplish all the dreams a that you have entwined together!
A very happy Wedding Anniversary to a wonderful couple!
I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so muh I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this speial oasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary Lover
We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings
That speial day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as speial to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy, love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary.
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband). Happy Anniversary.
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary.
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you
Happy Anniversary
I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

On this anniversary, I take this opportunity to thank you from the bottom of my heart for being my partner, spouse, lover and friend!
Happy Wedding Anniversary!
if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Mandeep.MSG Posted In Whatsapp Status8 hours ago
Usne Raat Ke Andhere Mai
Mere Hath Ki Hatheli Pe
Likha Tha Apni Ungli Se
Mujhe Pyar Hai Tum Se
Jane Kaisi Siyahi Thi Wo
Ke Mitti Bhi Nahi Or Dikhti Bhi Nahi.
1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job
karti hai,
शादी के लिए 36 गुण मिलाने पड़ते हैं,
लेकिन मित्रता में अगर कोई
दो 'अवगुण' (सिगरेट, शराब आदि) मिल
गए तो कुछ घंटो में अटूट प्रेम
हो जाता है।
उम्र भर चलते रहे
मगर कंधो पे आये कब्र तक,
बस कुछ कदम के वास्ते गैरों का अहसान हो गया.!
ये ना पूछ मैं शराबी क्यू हुआ
बस यूँ समझ ले गमों के बोझ से नशे की बोतल
सस्ती लगी,
तुझे तो हमारी मोहब्बत ने मशहूर कर दिया बेवफ़ा
वरना तू सुर्खियों में रहे
तेरी इतनी औकात नहीं!!!
3 cheezo se bani he duniya- "himmat hosla or dum"
3 lamho se bani he zindagi- "khushi,ehsaas or gum"
3 cheezo se bani he yeh dosti-"u,me" or hum.....................best friendship quotes in hindi

Sasur ne damad se kaha: 6 saal me 8 baache.best jokes in hindi
Ye kya hai
Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu
par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhunga....!!!
Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!.......very funny exam jokes 2014
An Ultra Modern wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh :
Aaj ki naari
sab pe bhaari!!
Apki Ada,
Apki Smile,
Apka Chehra,
Apka Chalna,
Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Julfein,
Apki Aankhen,
Apka Andaz....
Uff Koi 1 Cheez To Tarif K Kabil Hoti...
Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR

Best line:
baat itni madhur rakho ki kabhi wapis leni pade to khud ko kadvi na lage.

A small love story.. Boy:excuse me.! Girl:yes, bro.!

Likh to doo mai uska naam har dar-o-deewar par,
,
,
,
,
,
lekin khyaal aata hai ki,
,
,
masoom hai mera sanam kahi badnaam na ho jaye...
Good friends are not easy to obtain;
Once obtained, they're difficult to maintain;
One maintained, they're difficult to sustain;
Once lost, they're simply impossible to regain!
Moral: Take good care of me, you lucky brat!
A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping
"Dear Husband, your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for a walk."
Arz kiya hai-
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Dewaane fir b Latak jate hain.
Hanging out would be Boring;
Movies would not be Entertaining;
Chatting would not be Engrossing;
Shopping would not be Happening;
And hence Life would not be Cool;
If you were not my dear friend!
While preparing her resume a young girl wrote:
special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions.......
Tum haseen ho gulab jaisi ho
bahut nazuk ho khawab jaisi ho
hothon se lagakar pee jayoon tumhe
sir se paanv tak sharab jaisi ho.
Nasha tha unke pyar ka ,
jiss mein hum kho gaye ,
unhi bhi nahi pata chala,
ke kab hum unke ho gaye.

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. J L
aise the hum.
lekin aapke SMS ke intezar me..
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aise ho gye h..Dekha kitni kmjori a gai.
On this birthday apart
I have just one wish
That I could be with you
to hug and to kiss
How much do I love you
you may never know
But the next time I see you
I'll let my love show.............................birthday wishes for lover

Me apke pyaar me kuch aisa kar jaunga,
ban ke khushbu fiza me bikhar jaunga,
bhulna chaho to saanso ko rok lena,
saans loge to main dil me utar jaunga!
Dhadkan ki awaaz ho tum,
Is dil ke jazbaat ho tum,
Hamare din aur raat ho tum,
Meetha sa ehsaas ho tum,
kya kahein hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum
Har din ye dil akela hota hai,
Har ek pal uske bina adhura hota hai,
Koi yaad karta h koi bhoola deta hai,
Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai
Raat bhar yad koi aata he,
waqt mera aksar aise hi guzar jata he,
kushi or gum dono me nazar aata he,
qki ye pagal dil, kisiko bahut chahta he
Jadu hai uski har ek baat me,
yaad bahut aati hai din aur raat me,
kal jab dekha tha maine sapna raat me,
tab bhi uska hi haath tha mere haath me